Via Janiece, Carol Elane, Nathan, Jeri...
Meet SmartAss, the newest Marvel superhero. It's not quite how I would picture myself if I were a super hero, but you know, you can only do so much with the Marvel hero engine.
With witty banter only matched by The Amazing Spiderman, SmartAss protects the streets while dishing out a healthy dose of snark.
Of course, every hero needs a villain. Hence Devastator, who might not be a match for SmartAss when it comes to snark, but can really bring the pain.
Make your own here.