You Don't Want to Know

Go ahead, ask me what I've been doing for the last two hours. Well? Ok, I've been cleaning the fridge and freezer, a task that hasn't been done in only God knows how long. I scrubbed and scraped goop of many colors, consistencies and textures. Part of the goop was a nice red mess from when the dufus who's been putting in our new bathroom left his can of Rockstar Energy Drink in the freezer for too long and it exploded. Gross. Now, I've got to make a lunch for tomorrow, and of course, nothing really sounds appetizing right now.